i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
Ai Weiwei (Chinese, b. 1957, Beijing) - 1: Boomerang, 2006 Glass Lustres, Plated Steel, Electrical Cables, Incandescent Lamps 2: Chandelier, 2002 Crystal, Scaffolding 3: Cube, 2008 The giant chandelier is made up of a cubical grid of metal tubing and thousands of small crystals. 4: Descending Light, 2007 Glass Crystal, Lights, and Metal 5: 1001 Wooden Doors and Windows from destroyed Ming and Qing Dynasty Houses (1368-1911), Wooden Base 6: Fountain of Light, 2007 Steel and Glass Crystals on a Wooden Base. Installation view at Ai Weiwei’s studio 2007 7: Grapes, 2008 17 Stools from the Qing Dynasty (1644-1911) 8: Descending Light, 2007 in the Andalusian Centre of contemporary art in Seville, 2013 9: Descending Light (detail), 2007 in the Andalusian Centre of contemporary art in Seville, 2013.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
those otps where one lives a normal lifespan and the other will live for centuries
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES