Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
parents: “u should be more active”
are you satan
GET IT THE FUCK AWAY
WE DON’T WANT TO SEE IT ANYMORE
john is invited to stay with the holmes parents at christmas together with sherlock and mycroft and the morning after christmas they are all in the kitchen for breakfast and the mother exlaims “who has used all the milk again??” and in defense sherlock blurts out “mycroft ate all the cake from yesterday!” and mycroft just looks scandalised at sherlock and yells “sherlock is in love with john!” and sherlock almost dies of emberrassment